translate to titillate

 
Friends (especially my Visayan friends here) THIS IS HOW I TRANSLATED THIS wacky QUOTE.

when BOYS get jealous /kung ang mga lalaki mag-selos

it's kinda cute/murag kyut

but when girls do../pero kung ang mga babe maghimo

tago na lang daan/you'd better hide

WORLD WAR III ang mahitabo/ WORLD WAR III will happen