Wit of the Day (ALMOST Tonguetwisterry!!!!!)

Maundy Thursday. Deep in thought because of deep sins! How...deepening for the soul! Right, Johnny Depp?

cheesy tagalog love quotes and I'm going to do some english translation so help me God!

   

Walang madilim na daan at malakas na ulan kung jowa ang pupuntahan.

ET:  there is no dark way and strong rain if one goes to his/her sweetheart/fiance/fiancee/lover/uyab (visayan)

Kung may History Kayong dalawa,Pwes past na yon. Dahil may chemistry na kami ngayon !

ET: If you two have History, therefore, it was past. Because we have Chemistry now!

Bakit ba lagi kang nakasabit jan,Pwede ka naman mahulog sakin

Why are you always hanging there, you could have fallen to me!

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