"french" humor

Translation, English - French

1. TURN – le coup
2. LITER – le true
3. BEHIND – le coud
4. ALMS – le mousse
5. FIVE – le ma
6 . FLY – le pad
7. DID NOT TAKE A BATH – le bag
8. CONFUSED – le tou
9. NO LONGER A VIRGIN – les pag
10. UNFAITHFUL HUSBAND – cou ma le wah
11. CITY – ce vou
12. DRUGS – sha vou
13. GOODBYE – va vou
14. MUSICAL BAND – com vou
15. BALD – cal...

 

OK, here's my corny attempt on French language. Hope this worked!

sink - la va vou,  nothing - ala nah, medicine- ala(hhhhk) san!

joke!

PASYENTE: Magkano mag pa face lift?

DOCTOR: Yung complete treatment, PHP145,000.00

PASYENTE: And mahal! ano ba pinakamura para mag mukha akong bata?

DOCTOR: Eto Tsupon, 20.00 lang!